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me before watching HGTV: I like my room
me after watching HGTV: okay the laminate needs to go, place some exposed brick in this area, the red clashes with the beige, I’d also like to add some shelving, less pattern is needed, is this wall asbestos-free?
me: *experiencing executive functioning problems in exactly the same way i have every day for the vast majority of my life* wow what’s up with me today
*simple and clean starts playing*
*smashes a table* SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOU’RE MAKIN ME FEEL TONIGHT
Teacher: you failed your final.
Me: haha *smirks*
*coughs up blood*
That’s funny. But you know what? *looks to the ceiling*
I have friendship. I have people who support me. With them I can do anything.
Teacher: your final was 20% of ur grade. You got a C in this class.
Me: *shakes head* it’s funny. How alone you are. I feel sorry for you…..bc I have the best friends in the world…..
boy: send nudes? 😉
me: *sends a picture of stars*
boy: um wtf is this?
me: its me. its us. its humanity, stripped. this is our true nakedness- we are painted with stars and consumed by the cosmos, only to come back again brighter than before. my heart is the sun and my soul is the void.
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