my aesthetic: bitchy looking girl walking around campus that is actually blasting 1d in her headphones
Me: *changes the toilet paper roll*
Me: I am the backbone of this household
Batman, on a date: So what do you think of Superman?
Them: Ugh, Superman. I think he is boringly overpowered and he has no personality
Batman, shoving breadsticks into his utility belt: sorry but i have to go home right now immediately
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