Marinette: I’m gonna confess my feelings for Adrien
Alya: *is the perfect winggirl*
Marinette: I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION
Adrien:*sparkles*
Chloe: *is a bitch*
Something: HAPPENS
Villian: *runs off crying*
Hawkmoth: Oohoho who’s the most emotionally distraught person in Paris today
Hawkmoth: *does the butterfly thing*
Hawkmoth: Hey you should work for me
Villian: K cool
Hawkmoth: Also you’ve gotta fight these two specific people don’t let me down.
Villain: *starts fuckin up Paris*
Marinette & Adrien: Oh shit
Adrien: *transforms*
Marinette: I’ve gotta be Ladybug but [other important obligation]
Marinette: *somehow does both*
Ladybug & Chat: *aggressively flirt while getting their asses kicked*
Chat: *Does the Cataclysm to varying degrees of success*
Villian: I’m gonna take your Miraculous now.
Ladybug: *does lucky charm and gets random item*
Ladybug: What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?
Ladybug: *Macgyvers the shit out of the problem*
Ladybug: *destroys the Akuma n waves goodbye to the butterfly*
Villian: What the fuck happened where am I
Ladybug & Chat: Fistbump!
Ladybug & Chat: Oh no we’re running out of time I’m gonna go change back unless you wanna reveal identities no it’s okay me neither
Hawkmoth: CURSE YOU LADYBUG
Marinette: Sorry I missed everything but [random excuse] Oh look all the problems are solved
Adrien: [same excuse] ahaha how crazy is that, right?
Marinette & Adrien: *Completely miss all indicating factors that the other is Ladybug/Chat*
ROLL CREDITS