brettmanningart:

My Hogwarts House designs! 

I hope you like them!

For sale on tees and as prints and more HERE

Oh you may not think I’m pretty,
But don’t judge on what you see,
I’ll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.

You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I’m the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.

There’s nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can’t see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.

You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;

You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you’ve a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;

Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.

So put me on! Don’t be afraid!
And don’t get in a flap!
You’re in safe hands (though I have none)
For I’m a Thinking Cap!”

what i say: i’m fine
what i mean: did you know that ginny weasley is harry james potter’s soulmate and the love of his life and that at 12 years old he risked his life just to save hers and that he describes her as the only real thing in the world and his best source of comfort and that he smells her in amortentia and that he dreams about her constantly and that he even daydreamed about her weeping over his lifeless form and declaring her love for him and that he got hit by bludgers playing quidditch because he couldn’t stop staring at her and that he even stared at her dot on the marauder’s map and pined for her and that the last thought he had before he died was of her? did you know that harry james potter is one parched son of a witch? are you aware??

dwarrowdamsel:

me, in an old woman voice: kids these days call anything that isn’t canon or likely to be canon a crackship. back in my day, ‘crackship’ meant a ship that had no basis in canon whatsoever. like minerva mcgonagall/rabastan lestrange… or charlie weasley/salazar slytherin. real illogical shit.