headcanon that maes hughes introduced himself to a lot of people as “the best at corny puns.” some people caught on immediately, but six months into their friendship roy puts down a glass of water, hides his face in his hands, and whispers “maize” under his breath and nobody understands why
I’ll never regret anything as much as I regret signing a change.org petition and now having to receive 3-6 emails a day about signing different petitions.
an they so emotionally charged like you open ya email an tha first thing you see is “Change.org This baby exploded”